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Essie
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Redrose
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Dixie
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Frengo
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Shokin
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Francine
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Post by RedRose »

thank u Mrlove for your vote.

if I am the funniest one on EC, meantime, as u know, I am the most perverted one as well...hmmmm

that means fun is always based on perversion? sounds yummy! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I love this theory!
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I hesitated between UnknownSu and RedRose, but I had no choice between both them. So you know who I vote for...

Ah ! Unknownsu, why have you not put yourself in the list ? maybe I would have chosen you.

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Unknownsu where's your name???? :? :? :?

My vote is for you, but I cannot vote 'cause your name doesn't appear. :( :(

You're the funniest one :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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no he's not!!! I am!!
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essie wrote:no he's not!!! I am!!
Look at Essie! He’s having a tantrum. :mrgreen:

You’re welcome. And I really think Jimmy is funny. He always makes me laugh. You’re funny, too. ;)
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but you're laughing at him. ;)
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Honestly though.. I'm just kidding. Jimmy is the hot shot! ;)
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Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.
Voting out of pity.
essie wrote:Soooooo since this poll is about humor and not generosity, I vote for myself.
The pitiful.
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my bald head looks better than yours!! :roll:
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You? Bald? Head? Which one?
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Both of course!
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Unknownsu wrote:
Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.
Voting out of pity.
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I didn’t choose Essie for pity. I honestly think he’s funny. I was about to vote for Red but I recalled she’d already won a poll.
And Jimmy, one more thing, would you mind answering my question? I’ll ask you one more time so that you don’t have to go back to my post. “Why didn’t you include your name in this poll?”
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essie wrote:Both of course!
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one. :mrgreen:
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Lalee wrote:
essie wrote:Both of course!
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one. :mrgreen:
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....

Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.
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I'll answer your question, please refer to the fine print.
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what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?
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Unknownsu wrote:
Lalee wrote:
essie wrote:Both of course!
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one. :mrgreen:
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....

Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.
Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads, I assumed he was talking about his butt.
But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. :mrgreen: Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
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RedRose wrote:what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?
Yes, red. Butt is the part of your body that you sit on
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Lalee wrote:Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads,
Au contraire! Essie does have two heads!
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Lalee wrote:
RedRose wrote:what is butt? a tip of cigar or an ass?
Yes, red. Butt is the part of your body that you sit on
oh, then it is a pass from which ~ gose.
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essie wrote:my bald head looks better than yours!! :roll:
Unknownsu wrote:You? Bald? Head? Which one?
essie wrote:Both of course!
Lalee wrote:Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one. :mrgreen:
Lalee wrote:But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. :mrgreen: Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.

And what the hell??? How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
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essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.
Holy, blunt enough! Why don't you just spell it out already! Have you no shame?
essie wrote:How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
It is not because you pulled out the lawn mower yesterday!
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Very funny indeed ;)

but...

Q. Do you guys know how to tell when Jimmy's about to go peepee.

A. He pulls out his tweezers ;)
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His tweezers? Hehehehe You guys are terrible! :lol:
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essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads".
There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis" :mrgreen:
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same here. a Chinese saying: "a man has two brains, the elder one is his real brain, the young one is his bird. and the elder one always do anything according to the young one' order!" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."
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Dixie wrote: There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis" :mrgreen:
Dixie, I know that saying, too. :lol: And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
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Unknownsu wrote:There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."
Dear Jimmy, would you mind translating that saying for us? I can translate French but not Vietnamese.
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Unknownsu wrote:There's a Vietnamese saying..."Khong co tien, khong co em."
"Don't have money, don't have girlfriend" ;)
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Lalee wrote:
Dixie wrote: There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis" :mrgreen:
Dixie, I know that saying, too. :lol: And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
Men think with their brains, but the other head only gives suggestions. How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.
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I beg to differ. Men received two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time. Image
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Unknownsu wrote:I beg to differ. Men received two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time. Image
essie wrote:How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.
;)
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idalia wrote:Unknownsu where's your name???? :? :? :?

My vote is for you, but I cannot vote 'cause your name doesn't appear. :( :(

You're the funniest one :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Awwww....Idalia, you are so sweet! Thank you for the support! You are my secret admirer, well, you're not so secret anymore. Image
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I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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idalia wrote:I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Take a look at this, Idalia.
“Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie.”Isn’t my Jimmy the greatest? I really laughed pretty hard when I read that. He’s so sure of himself!
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Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers? :idea:
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RedRose wrote:thank u Mrlove for your vote.

if I am the funniest one on EC, meantime, as u know, I am the most perverted one as well...hmmmm

that means fun is always based on perversion? sounds yummy! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I love this theory!
Not always, but very very often... this is why I voted for you :R:
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frengo, thank you!

but I just feel a little ashamed for the award about pervert! actually, you are more qualified than me! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers? :idea:
Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine! :mrgreen:
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Absolutely right :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Lalee wrote:
essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers? :idea:
Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine! :mrgreen:
I was just kidding. Jimmy doesn't have ANY admirers, so you don't have to worry!
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essie wrote: I was just kidding. Jimmy doesn't have ANY admirers, so you don't have to worry!
Any?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, that's true.
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Not one. None... At all! :roll:
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Please, can you guys stop talking behind my back?
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Always and only the truth! NONE!!!
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essie wrote:Always and only the truth! NONE!!!
Yeah, bro! Honesty is the best policy. :mrgreen:
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wow! I got a new vote!!! who did vote for me?

it seems that I have many admirers on EC! I feel like I am exploding! :lol:

thanks guys for loving me! although I know I am sexy enough, but I have never known so many guys were loving me anyway!

here is you guys' redrose, a woman with plenty of fans :mrgreen:
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Post by Butler »

I am shocked !!! I am devastated !! I am not even on the list. Come on people, I am well known for my wit and humour. I am staging a formal protest (albeit a one man protest)...there !! Protest over !! Now where was I............
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:mrgreen:
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