How to make a woman happy

gentle · Post by **gentle** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:51 am

How to make a woman happy ........

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

17. a psychologist

18. a pest exterminator

19. a psychiatrist

20. a healer

20. a good listener

22. an organizer

23. a good father

24. very clean

25. sympathetic

26. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

Vega · Post by **Vega** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:21 am

too overwhelming...eh

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:14 pm

I'm sure there exists the "woman version" to this joke.

Anyway I can proudly say that my man has many of those qualities

Especially about shopping, he loves shopping! He doesn't say so, but whenever we go shopping, he ends up trying on and buying more clothes than me

sweets · Post by **sweets** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:08 pm

iNO ONE IS PERFECT

Bambang · Post by **Bambang** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:54 pm

Women like to be praised. Give them a bunch of compliments, then they'll fly abobe the sky.

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:42 pm

Bambang wrote:Women like to be praised. Give them a bunch of compliments, then they'll fly abobe the sky.

Yeah, like man don't like compliments.

(((Edu))) · Post by **(((Edu)))** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:44 pm

Give her much money.

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:23 pm

haha... it's clear that nobody is perfect, but you should learn from your mistakes in order to be a better man...

fatboypaco · Post by **fatboypaco** » Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 am

Make women happy is so difficult

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:47 pm

It's even more complicated because women are so different from us that in some cases is almost an impossible mission... haha

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:59 pm

nice.....pretty good and i'm a girl

all are true

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:08 pm

Are you kidding? Don't you think is too much?

Sunnypk · Post by **Sunnypk** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:41 am

Raven wrote:nice.....pretty good and i'm a girl all are true

are u a girl hehe I mean you are so talkative as far as Iam concerned
...

well my notion is regarding to relevant topic is that it's true even it's sound is great but people are seen very lessin this circumsference to being or to do something for the sake of making women happy [/b]

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:26 am

who supposed to be talkative

Ithink mmmmmmmmmmmm you

it is clear that you are jealous.

Vega · Post by **Vega** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:46 pm

Raven wrote:who supposed to be talkative

Ithink mmmmmmmmmmmm you

it is clear that you are jealous.

What if he said that as a compliment? Being a talkative girl isn't bad, is it? :)

Sunnypk · Post by **Sunnypk** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:41 pm

Xkalibur wrote:
Raven wrote:who supposed to be talkative

Ithink mmmmmmmmmmmm you

Not at all If you are involved in any kind of misapprehensive that I am feeling jealous with you to being your talkative
even I am felt to be happy to know that I have nothing against you my dear friend

it is clear that you are jealous.

What if he said that as a compliment? Being a talkative girl isn't bad, is it? :)

Thanks brother to understand the difference
you are one of the ever positive thinker in my sight

denvinbo · Post by **denvinbo** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:12 pm

kiss her.....

Annaa · Post by **Annaa** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:04 pm

Hmm 2 make a women happy 1st of all give her the love that she deserves

nd don`t betrayal
her

..

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:23 pm

Yeah, that´s fair enough.

Elba · Post by **Elba** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:53 pm

Men, you forgot a very important characteristic: "TO BE HOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

venusian · Post by **venusian** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:39 am

be a good listener I think

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:34 pm

haha... I'll take it into account

(((Edu))) · Post by **(((Edu)))** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:12 pm

Easy question. Give her money or a unlimited credit card.

Faty · Post by **Faty** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:15 pm

OoPpSs..
I think the writer means all women personalites

As a woman, I think my man must be
friend, lover, good listener, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, courageous, prudent, ambitious, capable, dependable, passionate, honest, not look at other girls.

Thats it...

I think you are RIGHT.. to make a woman happy you should have a perfec personality.
But Oh' man Is it difficult be like this personal idealism?

I dont thinlk so

Annaa · Post by **Annaa** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:25 am

(((Edu))) wrote:Easy question. Give her money or a unlimited credit card.

Maybe for ur gf but not for all women`s

.

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:07 pm

I guess not but for most of them I would say

gentle · Post by **gentle** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:13 pm

hi every one,i think that everybody is right regardless of everyone's thought..............................
thank you all for taking part in this subject..............................

EricPine · Post by **EricPine** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:53 pm

You have to listen to them, but for real, not like we men do like "yeah, aha, sure!" and understand what they want to say, even if it's hard and you can't understand them, at least you're listening to them and trying, and that is nice enough

denvinbo · Post by **denvinbo** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:24 am

Give her a flower and say :"I love u". That's all.............

EricPine · Post by **EricPine** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:37 am

I wish it'd be THAT simple

denvinbo · Post by **denvinbo** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:19 am

EricPine wrote:I wish it'd be THAT simple

U know it when u have girlfriend....

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:28 pm

Yeah, so do I.
Women are very complicated when we are talking about relationships.

EricPine · Post by **EricPine** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:01 am

No, really, flowers+I love you won't make women happy, they'll smile and like the gesture, but won't be "happy" forever, like I said, you have to listen to them, but listen for real

denvinbo · Post by **denvinbo** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:00 pm

Making women happy is how u give ur love to them.........

Bambang · Post by **Bambang** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:26 pm

EricPine wrote:No, really, flowers+I love you won't make women happy, they'll smile and like the gesture, but won't be "happy" forever, like I said, you have to listen to them, but listen for real

Women like to be listened? Women = radios...

denvinbo · Post by **denvinbo** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:56 am

Bambang wrote:
EricPine wrote:No, really, flowers+I love you won't make women happy, they'll smile and like the gesture, but won't be "happy" forever, like I said, you have to listen to them, but listen for real
Women like to be listened? Women = radios...

Wow.....

EricPine · Post by **EricPine** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:46 am

The internet needs more sarcasm tags right Bam?

Bambang · Post by **Bambang** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:53 am

That makes life more colorful. Don't you think so, Eric?

Danyet · Post by **Danyet** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:06 pm

Who cares about making a woman happy! You are sexist pig-doggies!

EricPine · Post by **EricPine** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:53 am

You forget your [/sarcasm] tag

Now, is there any other ideas on how to make them happy, or try to? Also, we haven't consider the location facts, does it matter?

sirkanit · Post by **sirkanit** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:51 pm

location facts?
if what you are saying is that women are different depending on where they are... I totally agree with you.
cultural stuff... same thing

shoma · Post by **shoma** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:46 pm

to be liar!

sweethuman · Post by **sweethuman** » Tue May 24, 2011 7:13 am

1. Compliments 2. Love and romance 3. Money 4. Shopping 5. Picnics and sightseeings 6. care and attention