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A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:24 pm

I didn't know whether to post it here or in Games and Contests but since it's just a stupid game for laughs I am posting it here.

It's quite simple and funny. You just have to follow these rules:

Step 1: Choose the month when you were born:

January: I danced with
February: I fell in love with
March: I had sex with
April: I touched myself thinking about
May: I kicked
June: I wanted to get married to
July: I sang "Macarena" to
August: I had a romantic dinner with
September: I threw myself wildly upon
October: I took off my pants in front of
November: I called
December: I ran away from

Step 2: Choose the day (number) you were born:

1. A paperclip
2. A hairy monster
3. A gangster
4. A ladle
5. A mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone
6. A Japanese woman
7. A dirty old man
8. Your dad
9. My best friend's boyfriend
10. A squirrel
11. An mp3 player
12. A cucumber
13. George W. Bush
14. A teddy bear
15. A seagull
16. A lettuce
17. Your mom
18. Carmen de Mairena
19. A giant mushroom
20. A sock wet with sweat
21. A cigarette pack
22. A fireman
23. a wristwatch
24. A baseball bat
25. A garbage bin
26. A used condom
27. My most hated teacher
28. Felt-tip pen
29. A Kamasutra book
30. A tree
31. A flower

Step 3: Choose the T-shirt color you are wearing right now:

1. White: Because I am retarded.
2. Black: Because I love them more than my mom.
3. Brown: Because I just got a snot stuck on you
4. Naked: Because my nipples were horny horny.
5. Pink: Because I was late for the American Idol casting.
6. Red: Because some strange voices told me to.
7. Blue: Because I am sexy sexy sexy and I do whatever I want.
8. Green: Because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton.
9. Purple: Because your body smell compelled me to.
10. Grey: Because I am a masochist.
11. Yellow: Because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.
12. Orange: Because I wished so.
13. Other: Because I am like that.

Step 4: Write the final sentence.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mine is: I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex :lol:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:57 pm

Dixie wrote:I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice game Dixie! :lol: ;-)
click --> Happy Valentine!
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:03 pm

Your sentence, Krisi! :mrgreen:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:19 pm

Dixie wrote:Your sentence, Krisi! :mrgreen:


:shock: :!!:

hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: Secret!!! :mrgreen:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:43 pm

You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:33 pm

Dixie wrote:You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Let's just wait for other members... :mrgreen:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Annaa » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:36 pm

I had a romantic dinner with a garbage bin because I am like that ..this is mine :lol: :lol: :prof: :oops:
If you don`t like me remember it's mind over matter..I don't mind and you don't matter..
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Krisi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:51 pm

Dixieeeeeee where are youuuuuu?

What's your say? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Dixie » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:34 pm

Very good, Annaa! :lol:
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Re: A stupid game

Postby Hardi » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:30 pm

Really very stupid game, it's even not funny!

PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.
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