Question on English Grammar

[Josef]

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SIRS,

I am apaled at your lac of respcet for Nontradisional grammar and
Innventive Spellin. Yo arregent peddants you think ya no wats aCTUALY
RIGHT and YOU Thing that Im and idiot!!! Yo have no respect for THE
comon guy, Re ggular peple wo dont MEMERIZE THE ""CORECT'" SPELLIN FOR
EVRY SINGEL WOrd !!! You wast so much TIME , JUSt Memoriseing, Realy!
YOU Think you GYS has MONOPPOLE on teh ENGELSH Languag butt YOU R
RONg!!Wel You know wat English DOESNt have ANY ""Accademie"" To
reggulate it liKe THOES frenchs, ANYWON CAN SPELLING HOWEVER THEY WNT!!
WIkipedi SAYS SO, Im right.. you MORRONs Get over yer LAng age Rasism, I
cant stand , YOU will be REPPORTED TO THE FBI and CIA FOR YOR RACEIST
Sellfish AntiKid antiEnglish Learners ! !! YOU sir, are A IDIOT and you
SHOOD quit NOW,!

PLEESE Reply and Tell me yore just DELUDED and not Evil raceist GRAMMA
RNAZIS, So I knw hte WORLD ISnt that HORRbile place.

THANK you you Imbesiles,
JOAO

[Vega]

The following unsolicited email was received by EnglishClub.com and is posted here for discussion by anyone interested:

SIRS,

I am apaled at your lac of respcet for Nontradisional grammar and
Innventive Spellin. Yo arregent peddants you think ya no wats aCTUALY
RIGHT and YOU Thing that Im and idiot!!! Yo have no respect for THE
comon guy, Re ggular peple wo dont MEMERIZE THE ""CORECT'" SPELLIN FOR
EVRY SINGEL WOrd !!! You wast so much TIME , JUSt Memoriseing, Realy!
YOU Think you GYS has MONOPPOLE on teh ENGELSH Languag butt YOU R
RONg!!Wel You know wat English DOESNt have ANY ""Accademie"" To
reggulate it liKe THOES frenchs, ANYWON CAN SPELLING HOWEVER THEY WNT!!
WIkipedi SAYS SO, Im right.. you MORRONs Get over yer LAng age Rasism, I
cant stand , YOU will be REPPORTED TO THE FBI and CIA FOR YOR RACEIST
Sellfish AntiKid antiEnglish Learners ! !! YOU sir, are A IDIOT and you
SHOOD quit NOW,!

PLEESE Reply and Tell me yore just DELUDED and not Evil raceist GRAMMA
RNAZIS, So I knw hte WORLD ISnt that HORRbile place.

THANK you you Imbesiles,
JOAO

[Tora]

The following unsolicited email was received by EnglishClub.com and is posted here for discussion by anyone interested:

SIRS,

I am apaled at your lac of respcet for Nontradisional grammar and
Innventive Spellin. Yo arregent peddants you think ya no wats aCTUALY
RIGHT and YOU Thing that Im and idiot!!! Yo have no respect for THE
comon guy, Re ggular peple wo dont MEMERIZE THE ""CORECT'" SPELLIN FOR
EVRY SINGEL WOrd !!! You wast so much TIME , JUSt Memoriseing, Realy!
YOU Think you GYS has MONOPPOLE on teh ENGELSH Languag butt YOU R
RONg!!Wel You know wat English DOESNt have ANY ""Accademie"" To
reggulate it liKe THOES frenchs, ANYWON CAN SPELLING HOWEVER THEY WNT!!
WIkipedi SAYS SO, Im right.. you MORRONs Get over yer LAng age Rasism, I
cant stand , YOU will be REPPORTED TO THE FBI and CIA FOR YOR RACEIST
Sellfish AntiKid antiEnglish Learners ! !! YOU sir, are A IDIOT and you
SHOOD quit NOW,!

PLEESE Reply and Tell me yore just DELUDED and not Evil raceist GRAMMA
RNAZIS, So I knw hte WORLD ISnt that HORRbile place.

THANK you you Imbesiles,
JOAO

So you suppose from now on while filling the application for visas (if...) I should put a cross when I'm asked if I have taken part in racist organisations?

by the way it should be 'sirs and madames' - my humble female person was neglected by a moralist?!

[Vega]

So you suppose from now on while filling the application for visas (if...) I should put a cross when I'm asked if I have taken part in racist organisations?

by the way it should be 'sirs and madames' - my humble female person was neglected by a moralist?!

When filling out applications you should consciesly indicate everywhere you had took part in, because sooner or later it will come out. I don't want see a humble female like you somewhere in Guantanamo..

[sweethuman]

The following unsolicited email was received by EnglishClub.com and is posted here for discussion by anyone interested:

SIRS,

I am apaled at your lac of respcet for Nontradisional grammar and
Innventive Spellin. Yo arregent peddants you think ya no wats aCTUALY
RIGHT and YOU Thing that Im and idiot!!! Yo have no respect for THE
comon guy, Re ggular peple wo dont MEMERIZE THE ""CORECT'" SPELLIN FOR
EVRY SINGEL WOrd !!! You wast so much TIME , JUSt Memoriseing, Realy!
YOU Think you GYS has MONOPPOLE on teh ENGELSH Languag butt YOU R
RONg!!Wel You know wat English DOESNt have ANY ""Accademie"" To
reggulate it liKe THOES frenchs, ANYWON CAN SPELLING HOWEVER THEY WNT!!
WIkipedi SAYS SO, Im right.. you MORRONs Get over yer LAng age Rasism, I
cant stand , YOU will be REPPORTED TO THE FBI and CIA FOR YOR RACEIST
Sellfish AntiKid antiEnglish Learners ! !! YOU sir, are A IDIOT and you
SHOOD quit NOW,!

PLEESE Reply and Tell me yore just DELUDED and not Evil raceist GRAMMA
RNAZIS, So I knw hte WORLD ISnt that HORRbile place.

THANK you you Imbesiles,
JOAO