Have you ever met such an old lady .. lol , I hope not
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Use your imagination and guess the end of this funny incident
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Amanda Gardener was eighteen. Her parents
decided to have her birthday party in a hotel.
About two hundred people came to the party. An
old woman was staying in the hotel. She heard the
music and came into the party room. The young
boys and girls were dancing in the middle of the
room. The old lady sat down, and watched. Then
she said, "When I was young, parties were different.
It was very easy to tell who was a boy and
who was a girl. Today it's very difficult to tell who
is a boy and who is a girl." The person sitting next
to her said nothing.
.The old lady continued, "When I was young,
boys wore trousers and girls wore dresses. Look
at that girl over there. She's wearing boy's jeans".
The person sitting next to her said nothing. The
old lady continued," When I was young, boys had
short hair and girls had long hair, so it was very
easy to tell who was a boy and who was a girl.
That girl's hair is very short. It's a boy's haircut."
The person sitting next to her said nothing. Then
the old lady said, "Do you think she is a boy or a
girl? It is very difficult to tell, isn't it?" The person
sitting next to her said," No. It is very easy for me
because that girl is my daughter." The old lady
was very embarrassed and she said, "Oh dear, I'm
sorry. I didn't know you were her father." The person
sitting next to her replied,
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Can You Give This Short Story An End
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Re: Can You Give This Short Story An End
"Aren't you Jay's father? I didn't recognize you at first. Where did you get that costume?
You really looks like a woman."
You really looks like a woman."
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don't worry, you said the truth
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It took 2 hrs to me to figure out that she is MY daughter!
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Re: Can You Give This Short Story An End
no,i am her mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That would be my answer too!!!manal wrote:no,i am her mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You better know that I am her mother ."