how to face lascivious people

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how to face lascivious people

Postby RedRose » Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:54 pm

for a long time,in order to improve my english ability,i have often logged into some english chat rooms for english chat.at first,I couldn't understand many english words that foreign friends input onto the screen,later I know that they are used to the abbreviations of english words,for example,"yw"="you are welcome";"asl"=age+sex+location";"lol"="laugh",and so on.

as far as "asl",if some guys ask u "asl",u must be cautious to answer.by my experiences,then next he will ask u for cyber sex with him!At the first time,i was asked "asl",i answered the guy sincerely,then he said:"redrose,do u get hot?" I didn't know what he meant,and i thought that he asked me about weather,so I answered:"yes,kinda hot!because it is 28C here!",he asked:"are u in a great shape?",I answered:"yes,my shape is very perfect." then he said"redrose,now i feel VERY hot! I want to watch your web camera,u better take off all of your clothes,either am I! I want cyber sex with u!" seeing his words,I was shocked,but I soon cooled myself,and I wanted to make fun of him.so I input his words onto the screen of lobby,meantime i asked the administrator:"what is cyber sex?Mr. innoccent just asked me for cyber sex.but I don't know what he means,i come here for my first time!" that way,the lascivious guy was scared and ran off! haha! what a fun! :lol:

but some of these guys are humorous and funny!once I pasted my picture onto the chat room(everyone did so),and then people were discussing everyone's own idol,I told them that an English anthor,his name is Arthur Conan Doyle,is my idol,he composed most excellent detective novels,the protagonist of his novels,Sherlock Holmes is even more famous than Arthur Conan Doyle himself! at the same time,a guy in the chat room told me:"you are my idol!at least your breast is my idol!Arthur Conan Doyle isn't my idol!because he has no such a perfect breast!"but the guy isn't a pervert,only humorous.coz he didn't asked me for cybersex.

actually,it is ridiculous to make love with your computer monitor!so far,I don't yet know how to complete such a complex and weird task! :D

advice:never tell ur internet friends ur real name and address and phone number,unless u have chatted with him/her for a long time,such as several months or years and u think he/she is kind enough.but i think:better not to tell than to tell. :wink:

my msn account:dayuanshuai@msn.com

I am from China,female.

if u are from english native countries and u would like to chat with me,please add me into your msn contact list so that I can learn english more from u :D
RedRose
 

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