INSTALLING LOVE

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:15 pm

If you are a "computer" person. you can REALLY appreciate this.

Tech Support: ...............Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: .........Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: ..........Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:.............. Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I
do first?
Tech Support:.......... The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: ..............Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support................: What programs are running ?
Customer:............ Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:......... No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer:............... I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:............... With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer:.............. Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:............... Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:................ Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program not run on external components ." What should I do?
Tech Support:.............. Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer:.............. So, what should I do?
Tech Support: ............Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:............ Okay, done.
Tech Support:............. Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: ..........Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: ............Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer:............. Thank you, God.

mandy · Post by **mandy** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:39 pm

nice & funny at the same time....
but still cute one.....

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:10 pm

mandy wrote:nice & funny at the same time....
but still cute one.....

Thanks again, Mandy! :D

pooh_bear · Post by **pooh_bear** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:50 pm

very creative of you!

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:53 pm

I just loved it!

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:18 pm

It was shared by my friend, & I want to share it here in EC. Thanks for appreciating my post, PoohBear & Ms. Dixie Chix. :D

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:42 pm

... Kong

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:55 pm

There goes the Kong again, with the devil look....

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:22 pm

I am Kong, Dixie Kong.

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:52 pm

Watchout for Mario.... :D

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:05 pm

Mario's at home with Luigi and Yoshi

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:41 pm

eating mushrooms perhaps....

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:52 pm

or making an orgy with the princess and Toad

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:13 pm

Dixie wrote:or making an orgy with the princess and Toad

see! you really are very naughty. hehehe.... ms. dixie kong! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:20 pm

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:35 pm

I like orgies....

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:58 pm

Dixie wrote:

ooopppppsssss... sorry..... dixie..... sorry.... no more kong ok?
just dixie chicks...... sorry....... mommy's mad at me... huhu..
mommy's mad at me...

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:01 pm

Stubborn child.... :x

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:21 pm

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:37 pm

Dixie wrote:

you're not mad?
so can i call you KONG again huh??????

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:40 pm

You can call me Dixie :D

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:26 pm

Dixie wrote:You can call me Dixie :D

ok mommy dixie...... sorry for the late reply... we had a meeting a while ago with a fortune telling session with blueberry.

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:35 pm

I know, Jellen told me :D

Hope your future is brilliant!

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:36 pm

Hi, Dixie, nice of you to be back again. What time is it in Catalunya?

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:39 pm

Dixie wrote:I know, Jellen told me :D

Hope your future is brilliant!

no it's not... it seems like my bf is starting to like another girl....
but i don't believe on it.

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:39 pm

It's 22:43. I thought you guys would not come back!

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:41 pm

Dixie wrote:It's 22:43. I thought you guys would not come back!

it's 2:44pm denver time.... or 4:44am manila time here
they're not finish yet. they're still having a session.

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:49 pm

So you're 6 hours ahead of me.

francine · Post by **francine** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:52 pm

Dixie wrote:So you're 6 hours ahead of me.

yeah.. think so.... we're about to log out now.... 5 more mins though.... see you around tomorrow..... love you dixie.... :D

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:53 pm

Goodbye, guys! Goodbye, Ms. Dixie!
See you all again tomorrow.
Peace y'all & chillout!

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:54 pm

Bye dear!!!

nympho-holic · Post by **nympho-holic** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:54 am

jonrey10 wrote: If you are a "computer" person. you can REALLY appreciate this.

Tech Support: ...............Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: .........Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: ..........Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:.............. Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I
do first?
Tech Support:.......... The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: ..............Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support................: What programs are running ?
Customer:............ Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:......... No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer:............... I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:............... With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer:.............. Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:............... Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:................ Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program not run on external components ." What should I do?
Tech Support:.............. Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer:.............. So, what should I do?
Tech Support: ............Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:............ Okay, done.
Tech Support:............. Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: ..........Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: ............Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer:............. Thank you, God.

Who is the author of this piece? It's interesting.

jonrey10 · Post by **jonrey10** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 12:38 pm

It's just a forwarded message by my friend. I'm sorry, I'm not sure who the author was.

Sigma · Post by **Sigma** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 5:43 pm

very original!!!

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