A tale about my strange neighbor Hillary Simmons

[Nanoose]

My neighbor Hillary Simmons is always humming circus tunes.
From the moment she gets up in the morning until the moment she goes to
sleep at night that woman is humming circus tunes.
Once I said to her – Hillary you’re always humming cirrus tunes were you in
the circus or something? She just sort of smiled and kept humming.
What I find even stranger then the constant humming is every
Saturday morning (rain or shine) for the past 30 years she has marched out of her
house carrying a bucket of red paint and a paint brush.
She hums and marches to her back fence and starts to re-paint it - what’s
really strange is she keeps marching as she paints.
And its not your regular Saturday morning type of marching its that
goose step march. Once I said to her – Hillary ever Saturday morning you
march out of your house and re-paint your fence red – were you in the
army or a political party?
She just sort of smiled – hummed and did a quick about face and marched
into her house to clean her paint brush.
But it is what Hillary will do after she cleans her paint brush that I find
the strangest. After my neighbor Hillary Simmons cleans her paint brush she spends the rest of the day listing to Country and Western music.
Cheers!