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Postby Danyet » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:25 am

Says who?? I've been smoking (and gambling) since I was six months old and I still have plenty of money left to buy cigarettes with.
As a matter of fact I even smoke while I swim laps in an olympic sized pool ( backstroke of course, what did you think?)
Yeah that's right, call me crazy but I even like to throw in a few ashtrays full of cigarette butts into the clothes drier to give my clothes that smell of wino bars and stale cigarettes that women love so much about me.
Cigarettes bad for ya? Pfft! Just take a look at me. I got a beautiful single wide trailer home with the wheels still on!!!. I don't even have to mow the lawn 'coz the dog poop kills most of the grass. (al except for a few weeds around those junked pick-ups) Hey! I know what your'e thinkin'......I need those trucks right where they are....they have full sized beds and where else am I going to throw my empties?

Anyway me and Phillip-Morris are fine examples of why cigarettes are so good for ya. So why don't ya shove off with yer spam to somebody elses forum and make a nuisance of yourself there? Hmmm......?
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Postby Dixie » Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:14 am

danyet wrote:As a matter of fact I even smoke while I swim laps in an olympic sized pool ( backstroke of course, what did you think?)
Yeah that's right, call me crazy but I even like to throw in a few ashtrays full of cigarette butts into the clothes drier to give my clothes that smell of wino bars and stale cigarettes that women love so much about me.


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Postby vince90 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:42 pm

Hehehe! It’s a bad place for you to do marketing here Chary. :lol:
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Postby Romantic » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:48 pm

stop smoknig but what about drinking no one can stop 8)
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Postby Unknownsu » Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:14 pm

Topic is locked; original post deleted; no advertisment.
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