Congratulations new moderator!

[Dixie]

Danyet I see you have passed all the physical and psychological tests that are required to become a moderator in EC. Congratulations!

[Oriani]

Congratulations!!!

[babara]

Congratulations Danyet,new moderator!!

[Hardi]

My insincere condolences too.

[Danyet]

Thank you all for your most ornamental(new users of English; don't say this in real life) comments!

I have graduated from the grueling Moderator Academy at Camp Jumping Jacks on Paris Island, North Carolina with Honors and much throwing of hats in the air.

There, we learned how to not take sides in anything and to pretend that we really cared about other peoples opinions. (I got top marks in that!) They had us walking down the white line in the middle of the highway in all kinds of foul whether and walking along the tops of fences blindfolded.

At the graduation ceremony where I received my Moderator Badges I was also assigned three of Josephs thugs who follow me around as bodyguards. One of them is especially trained to carry my lap-top computer where ever we go. Right now they are lounging around my house in their Armani suits and sunglasses after raiding my refrigerator for the umteenth time.

Now you may think that I am lucky to have protection like this but there is something that scares me about these guys. I don't trust them one teeny bit!....


And...er.....ah...Lennye is really nice!

[MissLT]

What a speech! And I don't see my name... What the hell! Aren't you supposed to thank the love of your life also?

[Shazzam]

Thank you all for your most ornamental(new users of English; don't say this in real life) comments!

I have graduated from the grueling Moderator Academy at Camp Jumping Jacks on Paris Island, North Carolina with Honors and much throwing of hats in the air.

There, we learned how to not take sides in anything and to pretend that we really cared about other peoples opinions. (I got top marks in that!) They had us walking down the white line in the middle of the highway in all kinds of foul whether and walking along the tops of fences blindfolded.



And...er.....ah...Lennye is really nice!

Ahah another budding EC romance I see.

Congrats Danyet. I knew that you would be a great moderator for US and Canada.

Just behave yourself... You naughty boy, or I will have to come after you with a wooden spoon!

[Danyet]

You will not find any wooden spoons around me. I have already hidden them all behind the wardrobe along with the fly swatters.

[Shazzam]

You will not find any wooden spoons around me. I have already hidden them all behind the wardrobe along with the fly swatters.

Oh well I have plenty of thongs they work just as well.

[Unknownsu]

I hope this moderator will change his ways and moderate this forum in an unbiased manner. Long road ahead of you, Danyet, and congrats!