Hello my good people!

[Danyet]

Sorry about my recent disappearance but I only just now escaped from an awful internment camp for wayward forum posters. You see, I was on my way (in my private spaceship) to fight intergalactic bad guys when I was stopped by some nasty and brutish hooligans sent by Josef to detain and interrogate me. Well, after searching my spaceship for the booze I keep on board (red wine and beer mostly) these hooligans then drank it all and trashed by beautiful ride. They even smashed my custom headlights and tail lights and threw my steering wheel out the window. Anyway, they blindfolded me and took me to a prison planet somewhere, where I was forced to watch Barbara Streisand movies and “chick flicks” 24 hours a day. It was so terrible I tell you. I almost began to like them, I am ashamed to admit and I think I may need some type of counselling from the experience.

So, I am still Danyet Defender of the Galaxy but because of these awful Chick flix I was forced to watch I am afraid that I will only be able to fight with mediocre and rather nice bad guys and say touchy feely things on our forum and also I have switched from drinking hard liquor and now order strawberry daiquiris with umbrellas.

Have a nice day!
OVER AND OUT: DANYET DEFENDER OF THE GALAXY

[Vega]

I am very happy to see you live and sound

[Dixie]

Welcome back! It's nice to see you again! How's it going in Russia?

[Hardi]

No wonder such things happened. If you were true hero, those things couldn't never happen. True hero drink milk and eat porridge to be strong, they do not drink liquor and such. And they play with kids If they do all that, then they won't lose to some hooligans.

[Tora]

Awesome. Danyet's back, Illusion's back. We need old new blood to shake the forum up a little! Seems Russia is very exciting for resigned Galaxy defenders as he left all the quarrels with hooligans behind. I love your sence of humour. Welcome back!

Чудесно! Теперь все на форуме так, как должно быть.

[Bambang]

I thought Danyet got stuck in his coffin. His fingers were broken when he was trying to open his coffin. He pinched them.

Are you still able to type with your fingers or in fact you do it with your nose instead?

[Danyet]

Welcome back! It's nice to see you again! How's it going in Russia?

Oh, Russia is nice. It is an educating experience for me and I have learned to be careful crossing the roads and always remember to look in all directions for cars, even behind me because sometimes they drive on the foot paths here.

[MissLT]

Dude, finally!

I had a strangest dream last night about you being back to the forums and Tora was congratulating you. When I woke up, I couldn't tell it was really a dream or it did happen. Furthermore, I never had dreams about stuff from EC; this was my first time so it was extremely weird ( I was devirginized again, Hardi ). Now seeing this topic, I just realized I read it yesterday morning, yet I didn't reply because I had no time. (Sheeesh, too much alcohol can mess your brain in a bizarre way. )

[Bambang]

Re-union.

[Danyet]

Dude, finally!

Now seeing this topic, I just realized I read it yesterday morning, yet I didn't reply because I had no time. (Sheeesh, too much alcohol can mess your brain in a bizarre way. )

You will have to limit yourself to strawberry daiquiris like me!