Sharks Are Quite Yummy!

[Danyet]

I have decided........that since I hate sharks so much.........to start a big rhumor that sharks are really, really good for your libido and that eating shark (maybe their eyeballs, i'm not sure yet) gives "stamina" and long life. That's right, we must tell our neighbours in SE Asia and Japan this story in the hopes that they will send their fishing boats out to hunt for sharks in order to cash in on the the big and growing market for shark steaks and deep fried shark eyeballs!
Pretty soon our beaches will be safe from these mindless homicidal marine outlaws.

I'd like a bucket of deep fried eye-balls and a Sapporo Beer, please!

[MissLT]

Shark fins in Asia are not enough for you? Now you want some more fried shark balls?

[Elba]

You have a great idea Danyet, if people from Asia go fishing sharks, then they would forget Whales.
But do you know dear friend that there is a kind of shark that are totally inofensive. They live in the Caribean wathers and they are knowing as "sleeping sharks".

[Danyet]

Yes I know! In Australia they have sharks that are basically harmless called "Wobbygongs". So, I think that i should add to this ruhmor that "the more dangerous the shark, the more potent its is as a dietry suppliment.

[Shazzam]

I have decided........that since I hate sharks so much.........to start a big rhumor that sharks are really, really good for your libido and that eating shark (maybe their eyeballs, i'm not sure yet) gives "stamina" and long life. That's right, we must tell our neighbours in SE Asia and Japan this story in the hopes that they will send their fishing boats out to hunt for sharks in order to cash in on the the big and growing market for shark steaks and deep fried shark eyeballs!
Pretty soon our beaches will be safe from these mindless homicidal marine outlaws.

I'd like a bucket of deep fried eye-balls and a Sapporo Beer, please!

What a thought! I love it!