Driving Around Newcastle

[Danyet]

What is wrong with all these sillly Aussies..........they are always on the wrong side of the road?

I think I see Shazzam's place........it is the house with all empty beer cans on the front lawn!!!!!!!!

[MissLT]

When did you get there, last night? And how is it being back to your homeland?

[Danyet]

Yep, just got heere! It is weird being here! Everyone talks funny.....I feel trapped .......I need a mission to go on or something!

[MissLT]

Find yourself a girlfriend and go to that Cronulla Beach with her. Do some intimate scenes with her there and you'll get yourself a mission to work with some people.

[Dixie]

So you're there already?? COOL Are you going to contact Shazzam??

[Danyet]

Yes I am ..............as long as she promises not too scold me too much.

[Dixie]

Don't forget to take pictures of both of you together! We wanna see them!

[Shazzam]

I've been stood up! Oh no. I think Danyet got lost on his way to see me.

[MissLT]

Oh my God, I can't believe it. The dude stood you up? C'mon Shazzam, next time you see him, make him pay. About ten to fifteen tequila shots should do the trick.

[Danyet]

It is not true I say!.....I am innocent of these slanderous and outragious charges. The truth is I was on my way to visit with Shazzam when I was bushwhacked by a gang of vicious Pygmies who were out to steal the hubcaps off my Ford Pinto to use as bowles for a picnic they were having at the Nelson Bay Marina. They also forced me to get a tattoo and drink Kava-kava with them even though I told them that I gave up a binge drinking and psychodelics two weeks ago at a Salvation Army reunion in Pasadena.................And anyway it is not my fault if my new red pen wrote the wrong number down on the piece of paper that supposedly contained Shazzam's contact details and everyone knows that Australian public payphones make funny noises that are hard to translate into normal English especially when trying to keep one eye peeled for those dangerous Koala Bears that are known lurk around phone booths and prey on unsuspecting tourists.

And that's about all I have to say on this matter as it is quite obvious that I am completely faultless and have never been known to distort the truth in any way before, ever, ever amen.