The Kremlin in Russia has leaked information that the Government of Australia has entered into secret negotiations with the United States and their Commonwealth allies for the ‘proposed’ evacuation of upwards of 11 million of its 20 million citizens because of the severe drought.
See what happens when you invite way too many people to live in a country that has little natural water?? Hmmm?
The plans are to reduce the Australian population to almost the size it was when I first left!
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