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[liusuyi]

A Busy Patient

Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.

Doctor: Okay, let me check.

Patient: What's wrong with me?

Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.

Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.

Doctor: Intravenous drip.

Patient: How long would it take?

Doctor: A couple of hours.

Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can

finish it in three minutes.


hahahahis so funny!