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voltron's jokes 7 (for girls)^_^

Postby voltron » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:38 am

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN:

"I'M GOING FISHING."
Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and
stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with
it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a
maniac."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE."
Really means...."It had guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful
women."

"THAT'S WOMEN'S WORK."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address
of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification
Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."

"YOU LOOK GREAT, HONEY."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm
starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."


Enjoyed it?.. Cya... lol
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Postby neveragain » Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:15 am

where did you have this,guy? 8)
There is a sentence in Vietnamese song : don't believe what the girls say. If agirl say YES, that is NO; if a girl say NO, that is YES.
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Postby Dixie » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:55 am

Well, that's nonsense. If I say Yes, I really mean Yes. If I say No, I really mean no.
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Postby kellyyao2004 » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:47 pm

I'm a chinese girl.I agree with Dixie.
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Postby peter_she » Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:19 am

Dixie and kellyyao are straight beings. As generous friends we are, we should talk to others from the heart. But if meeting strangers, we have to say everything against guys playing around. Right?
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Postby Dixie » Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:51 am

... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no :D
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Re: voltron's jokes 7 (for girls)^_^

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:44 am

Great :lol:
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