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voltron's jokes 8 (4 guys)

Postby voltron » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:43 am

MALE STAGES OF LIFE

AGE DRINK

17 beer
25 vodka
35 scotch
48 double scotch
66 Maalox
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SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
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FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."
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FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
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HOUSE PET

17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 German Shepherd
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi
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WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
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