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Postby Lee » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:39 am

Wedding Registry

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts." :lol:

Question: If all these are problem for old people, why they decided to get married??? :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby hope4422 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:29 pm

who knows
hope is life
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Postby RedRose » Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:04 pm

maybe getting married is the more important thing than all other problems. :lol:
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Postby Asep » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:09 pm

I believe the pharmacist can assure the two happy, elderly couple of their potential late heaven: health secured and pleasure guaranteed.
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Postby Dixie » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:08 pm

Health? With all those medicines?? :shock: :P
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Re: Wedding Registry!

Postby Asep » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:15 am

Yes. Why not, Dixie? They can make sure their health is secured through the use of the following items: heart medication, medicine for "blood" circulation, medicine for rheumatism, medicine for memory, not to mention some vitamins and sleeping pills.

Totally secure, don't you think, Dixie? Hehe.... :D :D
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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:40 am

sure...
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Re: Wedding Registry!

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:57 am

IF he needs so much medicines for his health then why the hell is he going to marry :evil:
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