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Postby Lee » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:09 am

Pray For Gifts

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.


"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...

I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."



His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!" :wink:
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Postby Dixie » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:42 pm

hahahahahahahha

good one!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby RedRose » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:46 pm

what a tricky boy! :lol:
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Postby Lilian » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:16 pm

:D :D
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Postby charlotte » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:20 pm

WISE boy! :twisted: hahahaha ....just like me
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Postby pinas » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:22 pm

charlotte wrote:WISE boy! :twisted: hahahaha ....just like me


you're a wise boy too charlotte? i knew it!!!hehe
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Postby charlotte » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:30 pm

hey, i'm no wise boy! i'm one wise GHURL!hehehe..i mean girl!
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Postby pinas » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:32 pm

bwahahahaha
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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:08 am

charlotte wrote:WISE boy! :twisted: hahahaha ....just like me


charlotte, you told me you were my niece!! not nephew! oh, you are crazy! :lol:
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Postby francine » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:28 pm

RedRose wrote:
charlotte wrote:WISE boy! :twisted: hahahaha ....just like me


charlotte, you told me you were my niece!! not nephew! oh, you are crazy! :lol:


hahahahahaa!!!! so.. gotcha charlotte!
u're a bisexual!!! hahahahaha.....
now tell me what should i call you..
should it be brother or sister? hehehehhe.....
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