A GROUP of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology FROM their countries.
'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks."
"That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday."
"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an ~ FROM Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!"