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Postby Lee » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:34 am

American Technology

A GROUP of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology FROM their countries.

'In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks."

"That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday."

"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an ~ FROM Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!" :wink:
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Postby Dixie » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:41 pm

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Re: American Technology

Postby Asep » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:42 am

Lee wrote:...."We can take an ~ FROM Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!" :wink:


You mean Bill Clinton? :?: :?:
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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:43 am

Yes, sure. Clinton is the current President of the USA :twisted:
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Postby Asep » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:52 am

Are you sure, Dixie? Well, I'm off now. Quit the chat and now I'm leaving for 10 minutes or so. :(
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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:55 am

Of course he's not, but you were asking :D
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Postby jonrey10 » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:11 pm

Quite a technology... :D
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