RedRose wrote:this is one of my favorite jokes, I would share it with you guys!
When the end of the world comes,
everybody on earth goes to heaven.
God comes and says,
"I want the men to make two lines.
One line for the men that dominated their women on earth
and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked,
the women are gone and there are two lines.
The line of the men that were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long,
and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.
God became angry and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him!
Tell them my son, how did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"
And the man replied,
"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
RedRose wrote:thanks, adriana,
ok, here is today's joke from redrose.
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon
wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The
groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the
wedding night might
kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the
main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop
in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever
happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to
speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75
years, and I thought he meant his money!"
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