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Postby RedRose » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:14 pm

pinas wrote:i think from reader's digest...am i right?


No, honey! u are so tricky! you were setting a trap to make me tell about that! :wink: what a strategy!
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Postby pinas » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:50 pm

hehe...but it's foreign material right?
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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:26 pm

Yes, foreign material... all the way
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)
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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:33 am

yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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Postby francine » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:33 am

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."


hehehe..... :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:49 am

I think I know where the jokes are from. Don't I, Rose? ;)
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Postby Sunny » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:30 pm

RedRose wrote:and yes, I am glad to know u guys like this joke.

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

A young couple got married, and in their family,
it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too.
And the third. By the time the fourth song came on,
the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
'Your honor, we were just dancing,
and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.'
'That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man.

''It broke three of my fingers.'

Oh, My dear! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby pinas » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:42 pm

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."


i can relate to that!!!
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Postby RedRose » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:45 pm

Dixie wrote:I think I know where the jokes are from. Don't I, Rose? ;)


oh, yes! you know about that! don't tell them! :wink:
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Postby Lilian » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:23 pm

RedRose wrote:yeah, it is foreign material:-))

ok, here is today's joke from RedRose.

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that
case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."



:lol: :lol:

a little laugh can make ur day better.....

credit goes to ROSE. :D
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