Jimbo wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces his eyes open, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jimbo looks around the room and sees that it is spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jimbo asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black-eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Jimbo asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said... 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'
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