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Postby jonrey10 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:46 pm

Jimbo wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces his eyes open, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jimbo looks around the room and sees that it is spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jimbo asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black-eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Jimbo asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said... 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'
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Postby Dixie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:58 pm

Hahahah

Well, at least you could be sure he wouldn't cheat on his wife! :D
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Postby jonrey10 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:41 pm

Yes, the husband declared that she's married already. That's the reason for the wife to tide-up the place. :D
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Postby ayie » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:16 pm

That IS if he was referring to his wife as the woman he was married to... he was drunk, remember?... :D
No, just kidding! I thought that story sweet... AAAHHHHH! :D
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Postby jonrey10 » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:33 pm

ayie wrote:That IS if he was referring to his wife as the woman he was married to... he was drunk, remember?... :D
No, just kidding! I thought that story sweet... AAAHHHHH! :D


Yes, the husband was drunk, but maybe he's not aware of what he's about to say. Slip of the tounge I guess... :)
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Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:29 pm

on the contrary, I think he was completely sober when he said he was married!

He drunk though, however, a man always knows what to say to his wife, even when he gets drunk! what an intelligent guy!
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Postby jonrey10 » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:13 pm

Thanks, RedRose! Nice picture... :D
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Postby RedRose » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:22 pm

thanks jorney:-))

BTW, your half-naked pic is very alluring :wink:
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Postby jonrey10 » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:15 pm

It's just a new selection from the Avatar gallery. I was uploading my picture but, it seems to have a large content (kb's) & that's the reason why I settled for the Dragon slayer Avatar.
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Re: Awww, Sweet!

Postby Asep » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:42 am

jonrey10 wrote:'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'

What if the man were you, Jonrey? Would you say the same thing? :?: :wink:
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