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Postby pinas » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:45 pm

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don' t have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring downat him with a smirk on her face."What happened?" he exclaimed."You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse, "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.Your penis is under your pillow."
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Postby RedRose » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:36 am

haha! poor man! Pushing the final button, he had to become a woman:-) No, maybe....half-woman! haha :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:00 pm

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Postby True Fire » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:35 pm

hahaha!

I won't push the last button.
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Re: man never listen

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:08 am

Better to go to men washroom ;-)
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