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Postby Dixie » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:59 pm

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor
is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband
to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replied "O.K.
do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no
boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my
own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young
woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I
must warn you before you see her that the baby is
black"
"Well," replies the girl. I was very down on my luck,
with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a
job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really
none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask
you these awkward questions but I must also tell you
that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl
again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money
and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really
none of my business and I hate to pry further but your
baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
up and there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes, collects the
baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately
proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well
thank heavens for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that it was going to bark."
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Postby Asep » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:09 am

Dixie wrote:A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor
is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband
to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replied "O.K.
do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no
boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my
own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young
woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I
must warn you before you see her that the baby is
black"
"Well," replies the girl. I was very down on my luck,
with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a
job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really
none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask
you these awkward questions but I must also tell you
that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl
again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money
and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really
none of my business and I hate to pry further but your
baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
up and there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes, collects the
baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately
proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well
thank heavens for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that it was going to bark."


Haha.... :D :lol: :D :lol: you're really a big fan of porno movies, Dixie.... Well done!! Oh, ~! Harder!! Harder!! F**k me harder!!
BTW, do you like ORGY, Dixie? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:09 am

Why, Asep? You're planning one and want to invite me? :D

I am not into porn, sorry to disappoint you :D I know you are Image
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Postby Asep » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:58 am

Yes, I am. :) You know what? The first site I visited was, hmm..., http://www.schoolgirls4u.com. :wink: Too bad it's not there anymore now.... :( Lucky us porn lovers such sites are crawling day by day.... :)
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Postby True Fire » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:45 am

Asep would become a big movie star if he had managed in porn movies, because as we can see, asep is really a hansome, eye-catching man.
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Postby Dixie » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:13 pm

But he's not the only handsome man in the forum ;)
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Postby RedRose » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:20 pm

Dixie wrote:But he's not the only handsome man in the forum ;)


well said! Poloo is sexy as well....
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Postby True Fire » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:25 pm

Are you hunger? why I ask this question is that you are strenching your tongers.
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Postby RedRose » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:31 pm

it isn't only me who is hungry... almost women will get hungry in seeing PolooImage
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Postby francine » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:36 pm

RedRose wrote:
Dixie wrote:But he's not the only handsome man in the forum ;)


well said! Poloo is sexy as well....
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and yummy? hehe... :wink:
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