Dixie wrote:A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor
is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband
to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replied "O.K.
do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young
woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I
must warn you before you see her that the baby is
"Well," replies the girl. I was very down on my luck,
with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a
job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really
none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask
you these awkward questions but I must also tell you
that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl
again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money
and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really
none of my business and I hate to pry further but your
baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
up and there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes, collects the
baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately
proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well
thank heavens for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that it was going to bark."
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