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Postby Dixie » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:06 am

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to
give
speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an
impression
on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his
colleagues
starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When
he
finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was
doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated
breasts and
thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and
thus
Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and
Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to
himself I'll
go one better than that English bastard and started his
speech
by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his
head
before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was
doing. "Well"
he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my
chest and
groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and
Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to
himself I'll
go one further than those mainland bastards and started
his
speech by making an antler symbol above his head,
rubbing his
chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was
doing.
"Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest
and
then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my
speech by
saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great
pleasure......."
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Postby Asep » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:26 am

Good joke! :D
How do they make a full-page speech, anyway? :) :)
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Postby Dixie » Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:42 am

That's what I was wondering :roll:
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Postby RedRose » Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:50 pm

hahahaha! the Irishman is really creative!
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Postby jonrey10 » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:58 pm

Nice sign-language... :lol:
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