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Postby RedRose » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:09 pm

Dixie wrote:
RedRose wrote:haha! Asep exists everywhere! and Asep=happiness!


If Asep exists everywhere --> Asep = God? Nature? I don't know....

Rose you're a tigress??? OMG I will try to stay away from you from now on! :D


Don't worry,Dixie! I am a warm tigress who has never bitten her teacher!

and Dixie, you said that Asep=God, oh, your words reminded me of a joke. here you go!

A little boy asks his mom:"mom, Is God a boy or a girl?"

"God is a girl as well as a boy." answers his mom.

"then, Is God black or white?"

"God is black and white."

"Dose God love girls or men?" asks the little boy.

"God loves both of women and men" answers his mom.

"Wow, mom, then I see! God is Michael Jackson!"
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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:05 pm

Hi, My True RedRose! :D
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Postby RedRose » Wed Oct 20, 2004 3:05 pm

yes? here :wink:
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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:50 pm

I'm back. I was too busy yesterday, moderating the Philippines site. Too many pranksters...
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Postby francine » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:17 pm

jonrey10 wrote:I'm back. I was too busy yesterday, moderating the Philippines site. Too many pranksters...

moderating eh??? hehehe.... :wink: :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Dixie » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:18 pm

Hahaha Redrose, nice joke!!!!! Image
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Postby True Fire » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:13 am

jonrey10 wrote:"Love" can sure find its way... :D


really a good saying
Noun by Noun, Verb by Verb: It is details that make writing interesting.
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