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WHY SHOULDN'T YOU MESS WITH KIDS... PART1

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WHY SHOULDN'T YOU MESS WITH KIDS... PART1

Postby ayie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:50 am

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human,it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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Postby Dixie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:58 am

Hahahahahahahah that one was gooooooooooood!!! Image
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Postby francine » Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:58 pm

the pupil was so, soooo bad.... HAHAHAHAHA......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:39 pm

wonderful, the mind of a child is...
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)
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Re: WHY SHOULDN'T YOU MESS WITH KIDS... PART1

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:45 am

Very naughty
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