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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART4

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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART4

Postby ayie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:56 am

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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Postby Dixie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:02 pm

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Postby RedRose » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:58 pm

haha! kids are really smart! I recall a joke, here you go!

a little girl asked her dad:"dad, why do we have no a luxury house?"

'so you should do your best to learn your lessons, that way we can gain more money to buy a luxury house." answered her dad.

"dad, why didn't you do your best to learn your lessons in your childhood then?" asked the girl :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:13 pm

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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:43 pm

gotcha there, mom... :lol:
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Re: WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART4

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:31 am

haha! very clever
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