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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART6

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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART6

Postby ayie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:58 am

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
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Postby Dixie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:05 pm

:shock: :shock:
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Postby francine » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:04 pm

oh, i get it! bad kid!!! :evil: :twisted:
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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:45 pm

the teacher had no brains at all, bad kid... :lol:
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Re: WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART6

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:29 am

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