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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART7

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WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART7

Postby ayie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:00 am

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples, the nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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Postby Dixie » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:06 pm

Hahahaha good one!!! Image
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Postby francine » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:05 pm

these kids are sooooo smart! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jonrey10 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:45 pm

smarty pants... :lol:
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)
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Re: WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH KIDS... PART7

Postby sweethuman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:44 am

Already read before. However nice
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