A widow

by **Dixie** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:55 pm

A widow published an ad in the paper saying the following:

Rich widow is looking for a man in order to share life and fortune. The conditions are the following:

-He must not hit me.
-He must not run away.
-He must be good in bed.

During months, the phone and the doorbell rang, she got thousands of letters, but nobody seemed to have the three conditions. One day, the doorbell rang once more. She opened the door and saw a man with no arms and no legs. Astonished, she asked: "Who are you? And what do you want?". He said: "Hello. Your research has just finished. I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I couldn't possibly hit you. I've got no legs, so I can't run away." She said, "And what makes you think you're so good in bed?". "Well, I rang the bell, didn't I?"

by **jonrey10** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:14 pm

That man is really good...
good assets perhaps...
How are you, Ms. Dixie Chix?

by **Dixie** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:36 pm

I'm sick since last Sunday, but I'm getting better

by **francine** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:07 pm

whoa!

what a guy!!! :lol:

btw, nice to hear that you're feeling a li'l better now, dix. :wink:

by **jonrey10** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:15 pm

Dixie wrote:I'm sick since last Sunday, but I'm getting better

It's nice to hear that you're getting better now...
You know what?!? I missed you...

by **Dixie** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:39 pm

I missed you too, Juanito Rey de los Santos

And you'd be missing me more if I wasn't sick, because I would be in the city right now

by **jonrey10** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:36 pm

I love you Merce!

by **Dixie** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:47 pm

I love you, Jon!

by **francine** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:53 pm

Dixie wrote:I missed you too, Juanito Rey de los Santos And you'd be missing me more if I wasn't sick, because I would be in the city right now

whoa! i'm impressed! :wink:

by **Dixie** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 11:57 pm

Why? Cause I'm sick and stayed home? :roll:

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