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Stoopid Baby Names

Postby Dixie » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:19 pm

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
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Re: Stoopid Baby Names

Postby galicano » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:29 pm

Dixie wrote:A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."



hmmm., why fridge? did the fridge toppled over the baby?
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:31 pm

me either. i didn't get the joke.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:12 am

I guess the fridge had fallen on the baby's head ... That would be really huge but still...
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Postby francine » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:46 pm

Dixie wrote:I guess the fridge had fallen on the baby's head ... That would be really huge but still...

but still.... i don't find it funny. it's impossible. but i know you'll say that it's just a joke, ayt? hehehe... so sorry dix... here... let me hug you... mmmmmmmmm......... :wink: :D
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Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:40 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Re: Stoopid Baby Names

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:10 am

hahaha
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