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"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

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"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:31 pm

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"

"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
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Postby galicano » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:43 pm

hahahahaha. too much of it is sooooo bad...... NOT!
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:40 pm

galicano can fully relate. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: "Honey, I Can't Perform!"

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:25 am

:lol:
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