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10 Things Men Won't Say

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10 Things Men Won't Say

Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:33 pm

Let's watch Lifetime!

Sex is overrated.

I don't want to go too far on the first date.

Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.

I'm glad I don't have a large penis.

My hips are too big.

Aw, can't we watch Oprah?

Does this suit make me look fat?

I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
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Postby galicano » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:44 pm

now this man maybe a metro....
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:34 pm

But that's what men are never supposed to say :D
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Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:12 am

Dixie wrote:But that's what men are never supposed to say :D


i will agree with only this one:
sex is overrated.
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