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A Helpful Man

Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:47 pm

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.”

“But I'm not pregnant,” she says.

“Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,” he says.
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Postby galicano » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:01 pm

yeah rignt....
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:04 pm

hhhmmmmm..... scary man... woman... beware.. poor you... tsk, tsk... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Helpful Man

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:16 am

How futuristic :lol:
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