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A Husband's Moment of Realization

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A Husband's Moment of Realization

Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:49 pm

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
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Postby galicano » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:02 pm

pull the iv and let him die from bleeding!! stab him from the butt up!!
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:06 pm

put the pillow over his face!!! die bastard! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Re: A Husband's Moment of Realization

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:15 am

hahaha. read it somewhere else in the forum as well :lol:
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