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How to Annoy Your Co-Workers

Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 2:59 pm

How to Annoy Your Co-Workers


1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.

3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.

8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.

10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
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Postby galicano » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:06 pm

you are sooooo evil dixie...
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby Dixie » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:41 pm

Hehehehehehhehe
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Postby MHD » Mon Nov 22, 2004 2:00 pm

have you ever tried in this way?

if it really works after your reality reported. i will do the following as mentioned!

but, it is also funny.
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Postby Sigma » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:29 am

Oh,dixie.you seem like to teach us be a bad man.I've saw two topics like this.like the excuse notes.haha,well,just a joke.
They're very funny!!!!
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Postby Dixie » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:23 am

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I had one about how to have fun in a supermarket which was really FUNNY! I even tried it out :oops: It was last year... Hahahahhaha I hope I can find it and post it.
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