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Postby MHD » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:54 pm

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl. The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.
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Postby mr_Love » Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:03 pm

its very nice and cool

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Postby Dixie » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:01 pm

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Postby pinkpop » Sun Nov 21, 2004 3:39 pm

he3x perfect man,.. :lol: :lol:
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Postby chemist » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:54 am

:lol: good girl,she's really perfect, :wink:
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Postby galicano » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:59 pm

now this chick has a greater chance of being an old maid...
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I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:09 pm

where do you get all these jokes MHD? they're really, really funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby munomoni » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:46 am

Very Funny heheheheheheh :lol:
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Postby yuanzheng » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:15 pm

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Very Funny heheheheheheh
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Postby munomoni » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:00 am

Yeah, your guess is very clever I like it good luck :wink:
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