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Think twice before you say something

Postby MHD » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:19 am

"There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a
French, Who found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools,

I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and
jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was
so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's
turn, he did the same and shouted," VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so
contented with is beer pool.

The last is the British. He was running towards the pool then
suddenly he steps on a banana peel.

He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHI@!!!!!!!........."

Lesson II - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes what you say accidentally does happen.
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.
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Postby chemist » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:52 am

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Postby galicano » Tue Nov 23, 2004 6:00 pm

hahahahahah!!!! gross!!! swimming in that one... owwwhhh. the feeling of swimming.... yaw!
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!

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Postby francine » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:11 pm

yeah.... what a smell... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby tigory » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:47 pm

hahahahahah very good but pour british man
a man with no dreams is not a man
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Postby Dixie » Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:27 am

Image Gross!!! Hahahahahaaahhahaa
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Re: Think twice before you say something

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:55 am

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