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back in the office

Postby MHD » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:20 am

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way
to meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is Granted three wishes but as you
are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he
was also gone.


The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch".
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.
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Postby chemist » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:42 am

:lol: its nice :wink: I wish a gohst comes out for me when I clean my lamp, ahahahahahah
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Postby mr_Love » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:02 am

coollll :)

they want only to fly away from the meeting :lol:
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Postby MHD » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:44 am

another jokes heard long time back is similarly to this one.

there are Franch, American and Chinese meet the ghost and help him out of bond somehow.

everyone has 2 wishes, the Franch says:" give a bottle of wonderful wine". American says:" i wanna wiskhy." then the Chinese asks for typical Chinese Wine" er guo tou".

in the next turn, franch wishes to return his country with so many beauties. American wants to return his own country with delicous food. the last is Chinese wishes :" give another drink and let us come back to share with me. so sad to drink alone"
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Postby galicano » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:50 pm

har har har har! foolish employees.... clever boss!
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Re: back in the office

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:59 am

silly employees :lol:
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