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The clever Astronauts

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The clever Astronauts

Postby kimo » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:57 pm

There were three astronauts who were discussing who had the best space program. The first says, "We have the best space program. We were the first country to put a satellite into orbit. :idea: " The second replies, "That’s nothing, we put the first man on the moon. :idea: " Then the third says, "No, we are the best, we are going to put the first man on the sun." :shock: The astronauts argued, "That’s not possible you would burn." :roll: The Pollock explains, "No, no, we have it all planned out. See we will go at night!" :wink:
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Postby galicano » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:39 pm

hahahahaha.
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby francine » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:04 pm

:shock: :lol: now that is one silly joke. but i love it, really. :wink: :lol:
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Postby kimo » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:50 am

Thank u all , Francine that is my feeling also.. :twisted: ..
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Postby chemist » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I loved it , hahahahah
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Postby tigory » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:45 pm

:lol: :lol: now, that's funny hahahahahahahahahaah :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote][/list]
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Re: The clever Astronauts

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:02 pm

Good Boasting by the last one :lol:
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