There were three astronauts who were discussing who had the best space program. The first says, "We have the best space program. We were the first country to put a satellite into orbit.

" The second replies, "That’s nothing, we put the first man on the moon.

" Then the third says, "No, we are the best, we are going to put the first man on the sun."

The astronauts argued, "That’s not possible you would burn."

The Pollock explains, "No, no, we have it all planned out. See we will go at night!"
