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Postby mr_Love » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:30 am

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: :D

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat

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36 times you did not come home at all Image
21 times you didn't cum

33 times you came too soon

19 times you went soft before you got in

38 times you worked too late

10 times you got cramps in your toes

29 times you had to get up early to play golf

2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls

4 times you got it stuck in your zipper

3 times you had a cold and your nose was running

2 times you had a splinter in your finger

20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day

6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book

98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.Image

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" Image
The time you felt me move was because you fartedImageand I was trying to breathe
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Postby Dixie » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:09 am

huhuuh poor wife.
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