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COFFEE & DONUT

Postby jonrey10 » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:45 pm

This is a Filipino in an American coffee shop:

Waiter: What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?
Pinoy: No, Big cup!! Big cup!
Waiter: What would you like for your breakfast?
Pinoy: Hameneggs.
Waiter: And how do you like your eggs, sir?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I like dem beri much.
Waiter: No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. I wud like dem cooked.
Waiter: (with increasing impatience) Would you like your eggs, fried?
poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?
Pinoy: (with increasing uneasiness) Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or
sop boiled.
Waiter: And what bread would you like?
Pinoy: Begyurpardon?
Waiter: What kind of bread would you like? white? rye? whole wheat? toast?
Pinoy: Pan Americano
Waiter: We don't have that.
Pinoy: Okey, gib me taystee.
Waiter: We don't have that either, sir.
Pinoy: Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?
Waiter: Sir, you are wasting my time. I shall ask for the last time, what
would you like for breakfast?
Pinoy: Donut plis....
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Postby Dixie » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:10 pm

Hahahaha Jon, I was laughing while reading your joke!!! I promise!!!!
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Postby jonrey10 » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:15 pm

Thanks again.... :D
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