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Type Of Girls

Postby Rai » Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:54 am

HI check this out...... i am sure u will like it .....

Type Of Girls


HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to a! cce ss.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.........
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Re: Type Of Girls

Postby amoolah » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:16 am

Rai wrote:WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


I Strongly Agree ;)

Rai wrote:SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


:evil: hy ! this is not true

Rai wrote:VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.........


well...:twisted:
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Postby Dixie » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:00 am

:roll:

What about boys?
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Postby frengo » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:38 pm

Ok, ok, here is one about men:

Why is a woman's brain much less expensive than a man's?
Because when you buy a woman's brain you always find that it has been used...
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Postby mr_Love » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:53 am

cool
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