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funny article for man & woman

Postby yl88 » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:16 am

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her
at all.

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.
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Postby shokin » Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:48 am

:lol: :mrgreen:

Why didn't you put it into the jokes section ?

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Re: funny article for man & woman

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:44 am

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.
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