Here we go....
A man was walking through the woods one day, grumbling as usual. He hated life and didn't believe in God.
Along came a bear and the man was chased about by the big grizzly.
"God help me!" the man shouted.
All at once the sky opened up and God appeared. "You called?" God said.
"Yes, please I am being chased by a bear." the man cried.
"I see," said God. "This happens all the time. One denies me all his life till a time in need, then he calls. Very well. What would you like me to do?"
"Make this bear a Christian," the man said.
"It is done," said God, and he vanished out of the sky.
The man turned around and saw the bear drop to the ground on his knees and heard him pray, "Dear God, thank you for this meal I am about to receive."
