Teacher :"Don't talk about such disguisting things at the dinner table. Get on with your meal and keep quiet."
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Teacher : "Now, what was all that nonsense about slugs?"
Pupil : " Oh, it doesn't matter now, Miss. It's just that there was one in your salad, but it's gone now."
Teacher :" Did you write this poem by yourself?"
Pupil : " Yes, Miss."
Teacher : " Every single word of it?"
Pupil : " Yes, Miss."
Teacher : " Then I 'm delighted to meet you, Emily Bronte "
