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Not a joke but still a good story.

Postby Butler » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:03 pm

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled
look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I
went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the
jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank
as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I
just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile.. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as
a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Postby Dixie » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:11 pm

I had already heard that story; personally I don't find it funny at all :twisted: It's sexist.
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Postby Ms.A.Z » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:57 pm

Funny...thx for sharing such a nice story... :wink:
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Postby Butler » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:00 pm

Dixie wrote:I had already heard that story; personally I don't find it funny at all :twisted: It's sexist.



How is it sexist?
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Postby Dixie » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:18 pm

Butler wrote:How is it sexist?


According to it, women just think about shopping and spending money on useless as well as pretty expensive stuff.
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Postby Butler » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:22 pm

Dixie wrote:
Butler wrote:How is it sexist?


According to it, women just think about shopping and spending money on useless as well as pretty expensive stuff.


And according to that men just think about sex...not completely true... :)
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Postby Dixie » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:25 pm

Butler wrote:And according to that men just think about sex...not completely true... :)


I wanted to say that, too. Well it's true for the few men I know... LOL :lol:
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